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OBAMASTAN - Future name for America. Obamastan: Glorious Socialist Worker's Paradise, Land of gun control and redistributed wealth




BEER - Is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Ben Franklin




COMMUNIST UNCLE SAM - Wants you




liberals are so stupid, they're self destructive -




RICK SCOTT - They should ask for his papers, he looks like a damn space alien.




ARE YOU SHITTIN ME! - He failed on all of his campaign promises and you reelected him. What have you gotten me into?




PRESIDENT BARACK ZIGZAG - 'Cuz of the double, wait triple, wait quadruple...dip recession.




HE WANTS YOU BUT HOW DOES HE WANT YOU? - Everyone has a creepy uncle, but America is the only country with a national creepy uncle.




OBAMA'S GREATEST FEAR - Meeting with brutal dictators, no problem. Talking with only news network that asks tough questions, NO WAY!




OBAMA AUTHORIZES MURDER - The "Presidential Assassination Program" allows the murder of Am. citizens away from the battlefield if the White House determines them to be a terrorist. No trial or due process. There's change for you.




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